Thursday, August 13, 2009

blonde quote of the day

"There's a couple of ways that you make someone happy by putting something inside of them, and that's food and that's sex."

- Mario Batali

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Resolutions are for suckers

I'm not making any resolutions this year. I break them every year and having a blog only serves as proof of my shortcomings. So you'll see no grandiose statements. This year, we're trying something old, something new...

There's nothing more motivating than the image of yourself walking down the aisle in a white dress to make you put down the wine bottle and step away from the buffet. Except...the idea of spending countless hours with my mother and an exorbitant amount of money planning a wedding reception.

Pass the Chardonnay.

Cheers to 2009! Best wishes for a year of clean(er) living, love and the quest for The Dress.